As all of us should know by now, Lindsay Lohan has been gallivanting around for the past year with the ever crack-whore looking Samantha Ronson...they reportedly moved in together and even Dina Lohan (Lindsay's crack-whore looking mom) has been very supportive of the close bond the two have because she herself was not able to keep her daughter from becoming just another crack whore...anyway, Lindsay has finally joined the bandwagon so to speak and now claims that her and Sammy are lesbians together...too cute...I would find this all the more believable if we were talking about Rosie O' Donnel here, but sadly enough we're not and I fear that Lindsay is lost once again (like that time she went to rehab) and in a few months will snap out of it and poor Sammy will have her heart broken...sigh...

oh and for those who care I took twenty credits this summer and recieved all A's...take that bitches...yeah...

It appears that it has been some time since I last posted something...no, I did not die...and no, I did not get a mastectomy...I haven't even been terribly busy-just the usual hustle and bustle of everyday life (trying to choose between McDonalds and subway for lunch)...recently, I moved into a house with all Chinese students which was a very fun experience because I find myself talking very loud and very slow all the time...sigh...I work at the hospital which is a lot of fun especially when strange men come up to my and ask if I can sew their fingers back on...I even got to walk through baby piss today...ah yes, the pleasures of life...I went to Alexandria recently with my loyal companion to watch Dark Night which was absolutely amazing...definitely no Fight Club but a close second...I am still broken up over the fact that Heathy had to go and off himself with a killer cocktail mainly consisting of prescription drugs...yay! go Hollywood!...but in life we all must overcome adversity to become our best selves...