Donuts

I have a problem...a serious addiction...somewhere between a sex addict and a methamphetamine addict lies my very serious addiction...I have become addicted to donuts...I want donuts all the time...chocolate covered...with sprinkles...with cherry filling...with cream filling...it doesn't matter as long as at some point during the day I have a donut enter my mouth, fall into my stomach, travel through my intestines and...now I'm all for personal responsibility but I really blame my addiction on Coborn's...you see this nice little 24 hour gas station/grocery store/movie rental store gets a fresh new array of donuts everyday, but throughout the day the donuts naturally tend to lose some of their freshness, so naturally what do the coborn's employees do? they sell the donuts at 1/2 off (25 cents) after around 11 pm...the problem lies in the fact that I go to coborn's everyday with a certain ill mannered mexican around 1ish...so naturally I see the very cheep and very appealing looking donuts and want them...no need them...so what do I do now? what is my plan to beat this addiction?...Celery!!!! ah yes, celery...this wonderful tasting treat which many consider a "zero calorie food" would certainly be much better for me than donuts...unfortunately for me though, I hate celery...so I suppose the only thing left for me to do is move to famine stricken africa and live on rice and beans...woe is me, woe is me...