FRANK

Today, after smoking excessive amounts of marijuana, I was walking to the pawn shop to retrieve a lost tape player (lost after a 3 week methamphetamine binge) when I met a 1 inch, toy soldier named FRANK. FRANK told me that he did not like the way in which my loyal Mexican companion was looking at him and so I was forced to shove a pack of Turkish Jade Light cigarettes down his musket. He did not like this and proceeded to...